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第一屆 CodeTengu 一句話笑話比賽 #23
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「聖誕節要到了」放 10/26 那期? |
是 Oct(31) = Dec(25) 那個笑話嗎,好高端哦! On Monday, October 12, 2015, wancw notifications@github.com wrote:
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每年都要講一次的老哏,我已經毫無創意了。 是說,前陣子在《知乎日報》看到一則巴別塔的程式語言版感覺還不錯。 |
最近看到一個最好笑的:
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哈哈哈 這個有點強 |
提供一個前公司的 Bot 常講的笑話:
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If you give a person a program, you'll frustrate him for a day. If you teach a person to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime! |
強耶,討論串一堆笑話! |
#define TRUE FALSE |
QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv. |
世界上只有 原文: |
Programs = Algorithms + Data Structures + (Bugs + Tears) |
https://github.com/pyjokes/pyjokes/blob/master/pyjokes/jokes_en.py 前陣子看到的 我覺得裏面蠻多都還不錯
應該夠用一陣子了? 想要自己笑一笑的就 裏面有提到笑話的來源是這篇 http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke |
@M157q 哈哈哈哈哈這些好! |
@M157q 這個強! |
酷耶~ |
@M157q pyjokes 好厲害啊! |
我認為一年一度的員工建康檢查,根本是找工作的重要參考指標,另一項是,Steam 的遊玩時數,恰好可以說明 work life balance 的重要依據啊!! |
昨天感冒又拉肚子晚上失眠又想吐,結果今天早上起床寫個code全都好了耶 |
"Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption." - Keith Bostic ref: http://www.junauza.com/2010/12/top-50-programming-quotes-of-all-time.html |
“In C++ it’s harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.” (Bjarne Stroustrup) ref: http://www.devtopics.com/101-great-computer-programming-quotes/ 完整原文是這句 "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off." |
強強的! |
Perl 也被酸得太厲害~ |
"There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works." |
"Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" |
pyjokes 好讚 XD |
「眾裡尋他千百度,驀然回首,那人卻在軟體開發部。」 |
@Po-Jen 哈哈。 |
(尚未徵得作者同意)
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c = ( a != b ) ? a : b; |
我在星期五下班前 deploy 花了一週完成的程式 #然後它就死掉了 |
很多网站的登录界面上都有一句诗:记住我 忘记密码 |
技術教學或分享也是一種劇透,而且通常不會有人說「你雷到我了!」 |
最近的技術時事梗: 「Swift 從入門到重學,到又要重學。」 |
In case of fire:
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「這樣不就是在解技術債的時候還欠技術債嗎」 |
除錯就像是推理劇,你擔任偵探主角,同時也是兇手。 |
大家都知道咱們 CodeTengu Weekly 每一期的標題都是一句玩笑話,但是因為最近已經快把庫存的笑話用完了,地方的 CodeTengu 需要幫助,遂決定舉辦「第一屆 CodeTengu 一句話笑話比賽」!不然哪天笑話用完了,CodeTengu Weekly 就要停刊了。
最好是一句話就可以表達的程序員笑話,畢竟是要拿來當 weekly 標題的。
以下開放投稿!
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